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1987-09-15
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Are you suffering from Iraqnaphobia?..Saddam would like to
think so... Poor chap! Who is he trying to kid eh?
Well,here's the jokes. I believe the Iraqis are known for
their keen sense of humour??!! Ahem...
Q. Why did Saddam Hussein sack his house keeper?
A. Cus the place looked like a bomb had hit it!!!
Saddam tells his son to do the shopping.. "I cant" says his
son "Why not?" asks saddam "I haven't got a Bag dad!"
Q. How do you identify Iraqi tourists?
A. Theyre the ones with the submachine guns round their
necks!
Q. What do market stalls and Iraqi hospitals have in common?
A. Plenty of fresh vegetables!!!!
Q. Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a dodo?
A. Ones extinct and the other soon will be!!! Arf Arf!!
Q. What do you call an Iraqi with half a brain??
A. Gifted!!!
MORE!!!>>>>>